Did Johnny Depp get some work done, or did he just lose some weight?

Remember how Johnny Depp looked like hell for more than a year? Something was going on with him, like he just gained some weight and it all went to his face, plus some bad facial hair and a bad haircut… all of it conspired to make him look pretty bad. He looked kind of rough in The Tourist (but I didn’t think he looked as hideous as some of you thought), and then he looked pretty rough for The Tourist’s promotional duties. Well, that Johnny is gone, and he’s been replaced by a newer, sleeker, more chiseled Johnny. These are some photos from last night’s premiere (at Disneyland) of Pirates of Caribbean 4. Johnny wore some kind of Cowboy Lite ensemble, and he showed off his slimmer face. If it was anyone else, I would say he might have gotten some work done. Because it’s Johnny, I suspect it’s just a diet or something like that. Perhaps he’s taken up smoking again to suppress his appetite.

What does Keith Richards think of Johnny’s new look?

For some reason, Penelope Cruz decided to deck herself out in a full-length evening gown for the premiere – once again, it was at Disneyland. She’s usually not this much of an over-dresser, but maybe she just felt like wearing something big and feathered for one of her rare nights out after having a baby. I would have liked the dress if it was for an awards show or something, although the boob-feathers are a little bit overkill for any occasion. The only thing I can really complain about is the bangs trauma. I hate too-short bangs on adult women. And Penelope doesn’t need them – she gorgeous (and freckled) without the bangs.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

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